Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman...

April 9, 2018

Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "Have a seat.  What can I get you?"

Dracula says, "A Bloody Mary."

Frankenstein says, "Something with a jolt."

The Wolfman says, "The hair of the dog that bit me."

The bartender says, "That'll be fifteen bucks each," and he fixes the drinks.

When they've all been served, the bartender says, "You know, we don't get many famous monsters in here."

Dracula sets down his drink and says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised."  And they leave.

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